>>5912138dingding.
I guess "mixer tip" and "left accesible mixer screw" were dead giveaways.
He has floppy hip rotation and was long overdue for a floor polish crotch massage, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get him apart until now.
For as stupid and bad of a figure he is, he sure is the most complicated to assemble CW/UW construction by far.