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>used to be a neckbeard
>didn't realise it
>read about these guys online and sort of assumed that I wasn't one because neckbeards are obese, and I am and was 110lbs at 6'3
>didn't think that my general behaviour was more important
>at a small local toy store a few months ago
>checking out their funko pop selection
>looking for a Big Bang Theory related funko pop
>trying to find Sheldon Cooper
>don't like the show
>but people call me Sheldon at work and want to put a Sheldon on my desk to prove I am good natured and not above amusing ribs
>looking high and low
>can't find it
>get really angry because I am desperate to show the girls at work that I am funny
>got really mad and started pulling out and destroying the display
>the owner comes over and asks me to please stop
>get mad with him
>'WELLLLL GOOD SIR..... I MIGHT BE DAMAGING YOUR DISPLAY, BUT YOU ARE CAUSING IRREPLACEABLE DAMAGE TO MY MATING DISPLAY.... NONE OF THE WOMEN WILL LIKE ME WITHOUT THE FUNKO POP WHICH I SEEK. PLEASE CHECK THE BACK FOR A SHELDON COOPER FUNKO. HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE HIT SHOW THE BIG BANG THEORY.'
>owner tells me everything they have is on display
>can't accept it
>demand they give me 2 free funko pops
>they refuse
>I sit down on the display of Funko Pops
>start trying to open them to see 'if a secret Sheldon is hidden inside'
>get thrown out and banned
>try to impress girls by buying the complete Big Bang Theory series on DVD to display on my desk
>doesn't work
thank God I became self aware since then
