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Friends® castle siege protocols suggest the high ground is best. The jellybeaners are just the cleanup crew.
>Yawn, you say. We know Elves had airships and dragons, Koopa has airships and tanks. So?
Well, let's just say your Friends® have some friends that have friends t̶h̶a̶t̶ h̶a̶v̶e̶ s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ r̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ H̶e̶a̶r̶t̶l̶a̶k̶e̶ f̶o̶r̶e̶s̶t̶ f̶o̶r̶ t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ s̶i̶t̶u̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶. Er, through the gate they go!