>>9681246I never got into beanie babies since most of them were too small and not my preferred texture but at least the different animals had different designs and shapes. Meanwhile squishmallows put in absolutely no effort and make every single animal the stupid egg shape. "But this one has a horn! This one has a small tail attachment!" Gee willikers they put on a small piece of fabric while keeping the exact same shape and facial expression! So unique! It just makes me mad because there's so many unique plushies out there but for some reason most people seem to go for the most basic and worst ones.
>theyre really soft tho thats the only redeeming factorYou're right, their texture is very nice. I've tried finding other plushies with that texture but most of them with it have the same issue squishmallows have. Specifically, their stuffing is really weak. I did find one at dollar general with similar texture and good stuffing so I bought that one (Pic related).
>I will rip you to shreds, vile ghoul.I feel your disdain through your word choice and I really like it. It feels so good to find other people that haven't fallen for them.