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well /biog/, I just got back from a 5-hour Uniter hunt in an unfamiliar city, so it's storytime.
>Leave house on bike at 9:30, ride to bank
>Continue for 4 miles to nearest shopping center
>Nearly get hit twice
>Only "likely" spot is a K-mart
>Only Lego is two Vizunas and some ninjago polybags
>Ride 3 more miles to nearest Target
>Nearly get hit a few more times
>Get fucking lost even with GPS because not used to city-street bullshit
>It's now 1:00 on the dot
>Finally make it to Target
>All they have is two Skull Bashers and five Onuas
>Not even on markdown
>Decide to call it quits and head home
>Find shortest route (3.8 miles on a goddamn St. Louis highway)
>Ride uphill for solid mile
>Suddenly, like the ziggurats of Uruk, a fucking Wal Mart looms
>Ride into lot
>Head inside
>Beeline for Lego aisle
>Shit is freshly stocked
>See 2016 Ninjago
>See Ben Solo
>See Nexo Knights
>SEE BIONICLE
>THEY'RE ALL 2015 SETS
>FUCK
>Ride home in sadness. Temperature's dropped 20 degrees since I left
>Get home at 2:30 with a dent in my taint, cock-hypothermia, and no Uniters or Critters to my name.
>Feels fucking bad, man
