>>11190332Speaking of sorcery my good friend Sir Dirk Shrapnel certainly had his share of wizard experiences. Said he was minding his own business marching through an unremarkable thicket when a tower abruptly appeared before him with a curious fellow perched atop, garbed all in blue with a pointed hat and a star-tipped wand. The conjurer spoke some mystical phrase, hakuna-matata or some such and suddenly, ninjas. Yes ninjas, those rascally slant-eyed assassins with the cool swords and throwing stars and crap, bugger-all for armour though and usually worthless in a stand-up fight.
These ninjas however were giant-sized, cuz this particular wizard was clearly a weeb with an inferiority complex. Sorry what? Oh right my mistake, getting a little too meta there. Long story short it was an unexpected battle but decidedly brief - giant unarmoured ninjas just means bigger targets haha. Seems that was the only trick the Merlin wannabe had up his considerable sleeves.
