>>11338668>>11342672The most frustrating thing about this whole travesty is that a minecraft movie could have been fucking amazing. It could have been the perfect modern Schwarzenegger styled movie where Steve wakes up on some unknown land, punches trees, makes swords, and builds castles with his own two hands, then eventually slays a fucking dragon and saves villagers after marching through hell.
But Hollywood's never ending drive to always follow Star Power Flavors of the Month and grab someone from another successful video game movie and got Jack Black. Now the whole fucking movie has to be twisted around to accommodate a fat bearded loser who sings a lot in Minecraft. The movie cannot be a Minecraft adaptation, it has to be a Jack Black movie that is somewhat Minecraft themed. We are just getting another 2003 era comedy movie starring the guy who made very forgetful comedies 20+ years ago instead of a Minecraft movie.