>>5318223well... to be fair, the closes thing i can think off, is that i had a Power Ranger Coloring set.
It had big sheets of plastic, with the siluete of the characters on 3d. So you could just put a paper on top and move a color over it to get the figure come out.
So i used to get in the shower with it, and grab 2 of this sheets of platics, and try to squeez my dick and balls as tight ass i can think off, then grab a bunch of tape scotch, and try to keep it seal off.
So it wasnt me abusing the toys, it was the toys abusing me.