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>be me
>lived on Eternia my whole life
>constantly terrorized by evil monsters under the command of some skull-faced motherfucker
>apparently the king's brother, but whatever
>running from a walking urchin when some dude wearing a calculator shows up
>starts spouting off numbers before attacking monster with his crabclaw-tipped staff
>"You're safe from that creature, citizen," he says before starting to turn away
>"Where are you from?" I ask, as he stops in his tracks
>"It must be safer for me there."
>he taps a finger to his chin
>"I'm from Bell Gardens, California."
>his fw
