>>7663642So much wrong with this post lol. Let's start. 
>Clean paintPainted webbing, no matter how clean is always shit. But yes the ML does have clean paint. 
>random black splotches everywhereI guess you don't know what shading is. Understandable since all you purchase are Hasbro MLs. Even ToyBiz could into shading. Are you a zoomer?
>undersized handsTopesr of keks. I know you're used to the fuck huge watermelon heads, flipper feet, and Giant Man hands so I'll just let that one slide. 
>muted colorsThe colors are pretty comparable in that image honestly. The colors look pretty vibrant on mine. Here's an unedited shot with my DSLR. I have noticed picture of others with muted colors. Maybe it's shit cameras?