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Guid day United Nations,
My nam is Destro, an' Ah hate every single a body ay ye. aw ay ye ur fat, retarded, no-lifes fa spend every second ay their day lookin' at glaikit crease refugee picters.
Ye ur everythin' bad in th' warld. Honestly, hae onie ay ye ever gotten onie fud? Ah pure techt, Ah guess it’s fin makin' fin ay fowk coz ay yer ain insecurities, but ye aw tak' tae a whole new level. Thes is e'en waur than jerkin' aff tae picters oan Security Council.
Don’t be a stranger. Jist burst me wi' yer best shot. i’m bonnie much perfect. Ah was runnin' mah warld class International Armaments Aompany, an' profited frae every single conflict in th' pest 30 years. Whit sports dae ye play, other than “jack aff tae naked drawn japanese people”? Ah also got straecht A’s, an' hae a bangin' hot burd (she jist blew me; jobby was sae cash). Ye ur aw faggots fa shoods jist kill yoorselves. cheers fur listenin'.
Pic related: it’s me an' mah huir