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This reminds me of when I used to work in a normie call centre fucking years ago. I had a couple of Evangelion Microman figures, Asuka and Rei in their plugsuits, that I kept on top of my monitor. Before that I had a Classics Bumblebee, but I brought him home because I got tired of finding him mistransformed whenever I came back to my desk.
Eventually it dawns on me that if I have these two little action figures of waifus in skintight outfits on my monitor, then maybe people will think I'm some sort of fucking weirdo or something. And rather than just take them home, my total-fuckhead logic brings me to the conclusion that what I need to do is offset the weirdness and balance them out by having some of my other Microman figures at work. So I bring in my Kinnikuman Microman figures, Terryman, Robin Mask and Brocken Jr. Because OBVIOUSLY the best way to stop people thinking I'm a weirdo is by having figures of muscle dudes in their speedos and a fucking NAZI in to work. OBVIOUSLY.