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>heheh... sonyggers and xdrones will never know the joys of owning DLC which doubles as a cool action figure
>real gamers such as myself are the only ones who remember what truly makes games great... enjoy your CoD shit losers, I'll be over here playing true classics like super mario galaxy and nintendogs
>what's that? sorry, couldn't heard your salty tears over the sound of all these superior games
>now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a very special lady ;)
*goes to bathtub, light candles and pours a glass of fine wine*
>hmmm yeah it's just you and me zero suit samus... only the best for you my darling
*pours some bubble solution*
>aww yeah now we're talking... cheers, milady *sips wine while putting the moves on sexy figurine*
>ohh yeah.... that's the spot, samus... btw, PC gamers will never know this feel ;^) stay mad
>mmmmmm... oh yeah baby, you know what I like
>hehehheeh look at you getting all sudsy... dirty girl ;^)
>ohhh yeah samus that's it... that's it.... I'm gonnna... OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHh
>...hehe looks like I made a bit of a mess, oh well, that's what all these suds are for
>mmmm yeah come to daddy samus... let me clean you off..
>this is the life
