>>11390481If Jesus was a career politician, he would be telling you he turned water into wine while signing an invoice from Paul Masson. I've known multiple politicians from both sides of the horseshoe at different levels of govt. They will all say whatever it takes to get them in office and keep them there.
And to keep on topic, I would buy a Retro Cloth Drunk Orson Welles from the Paul Masson wine ads