>>7456122I to understand the deep and symbolic artistry of Bayography. The cultural reflections of the dog humping. The satire of the hacker subplot that gets dropped 2/3rds into the film. The intensity of action scenes that you can't make out because there's too many explosions and a ton of cuts and incoherent scene continuity. The sophisticated and nuanced dynamics of Megan Fox's ass shots. You can really tell she impress Bay with her car washing skills.
If only the drooling nostalgic children could see past their childhood attachments, they'd realize the ephemeral zeitgeist that past them by to enrich a new generation of film scholars.