>>8673284Last doll that I'm going to showcase to all you ungrateful bitches is a big one. It's the 75th Mattel anniversary Barbie.
She comes in black and only black. Not joking.
This doll is the new start for My vision of Barbie going forward. From now on, Babs will only be black. No more white skinned, blonde Babs for you Neo-Nazi bitches. And don't you dare bitch on this too, because I will slap you with a racist card so hard that your Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Pintrest, and 4chan gold accounts will feel it, if you get my drift.
So I hope you're proud of yourselves, you internet hags. You've forced me, Matty, to give you less gay dolls and more brown dolls. Why do you make me hurt you so?
Oh that's right. Because you're a bitch, but I'm a bastard.