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>be kid, older sister is going to play dolls at her friends house and mom makes her let me come along
>Bring my Psycho Circus Paul Stanley action figure
>They are playing dolls, ignoring me completely while I keep trying to chime in with my toy and join in
>"HOW YA DOIN GIRLS, DO YA WANNA ROCK N ROLL?"
>Keep getting ignored
>Have matches in my pocket that I found in the basement
>In a desperate attempt for attention, I light his fake plastic hair on fire
>"OH IM HOTTER THAN HELL!"
>Her friends strict mom first yells because she hears me say hell, and runs into the room
>Simultaneously now they all see that I've started a fire
>They freak out, we get kicked out
>Get scolded, feel like an idiot, and my toy is ruined