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Does anyone else pretend to be a scalper when buying toys so you won't get made fun of for being a manchild
>wear a bluetooth headset and business casual
>dress and act like those "hustle grindset" type guys from instagram
>buy large amounts at a time, usually lego sets and trading card packs
>pretend to constantly be checking your phone for the prices, and if anyone asks or makes small talk act like you don't know anything about the lore of the toys you're buying