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Oh to be a fly on the wall of that boardroom meeting
>Reggie walks in with a silver metallic briefcase handcuffed to his wrist
>"I know you guys are excited by how fast our amiibos are moving, and we're very happy with Best Buy's performance in particular, so we wanted to let you guys in on something special."
>Slams briefcase down on the table.
>Room falls silent as he enters the 32 digit password, and puts his thumb across a fingerprint scanner.
>Rough mechanical sounds punctuate the air as the internal lock unfolds and the briefcase opens up.
>A fat plastic pink hippo in real estate clothing appears.
>It's currently in a romantic relationship with another realtor. He's a dog.
>Apparently it's very insecure, and sometimes forgets to wear makeup.
>"We want them."
>"Say no more, we've already started transitioning most of our molding and production lines."
>"No. We want ALL of them."
>Reggie reaches for the nearby glass of water, desperately containing his relief.
>His hand trembles a little as he sets the glass back down.
>"I guess we could do that, but it might come at a hefty price."
