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>Is this a real toy?
>Is this a forgery?
>Broken on the inside, no escape from shitty QC.
>Open your eyes, look at the broken thighs, and seeeeee,
>Randy's a conman, he gets no sympathy.
>Sleazy man, needs to go.
>Sales high, QC low.
>Any way the toy breaks, doesn't even bother Randy...
>Randy
>Mama...just broke a toy...
>Tried to use the alternate head.
>The neck joint broke, now he's dead.
>Mama...I'd just bought the pred...but now I've gotta throw that shit away...
>MAMA, OOOOOOH
>LOOK AT THE PAINT ON THE EYE
>IF IT'S NOT STILL THERE IN THE SHOP TOMORROW, CARRY ON
CARRY ON!
>Because NECA’s figures shatter...
>Too late...NECAnon come...
>I can hear the moron whine, he's doing this all the time.
>Goodbye, fucking Randy. Go fuck yourself...
>Gonna buy from Revoltech instead of you!
>MAMA, OOOOOH!
>HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY!
>I WISH I'D NEVER BOUGHT THIS STUPID TOY AT ALL!
>I see a massive QC defect on the toy
>What a douche! What a douche! >Can you believe they sell this bullshit?
>ANKLE JOINTS NEED TIGHTENING
>STRESS CRACKS EVER WIDENING
>ME!
>Reused molding! Reused molding!
>Reused molding! Reused molding once again!
>Mold reuse ten!
>I'm just a poorfag, I've got no money!
>HE'S JUST A POORFAG
>LEECHING OFF FAMILY
>SHILLING FOR A CONMAN NAMED RANDY!
>Sales high, QC low.
>NECA’s best you know!
>For fuck's sake NO!
>WE JUST WANT YOU TO GO!
>MAKE HIM GO!
>For fuck's sake
>WE JUST WANT YOU TO GO!
>NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
>Diarrhea diarrhea! How could Randy sink so low?
>Oh hang on now, it seems it's just bad paint QC, QC, QC!
>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SELL FIGURES WITH WONKY EYES?
>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY ALL QC REPORTS ARE LIES?
>OHHHHHH RANDY!
>CAN'T DO THIS TO ME RANDY!
>YOU NEED TO GET OUT!
>YOU NEED TO GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!
>Oh, no! Oh, no!
>NECA’s rep in tatters
>anyone can see,
>when will you see it matters,
>Randy?
>That's not where the eye GOES!
