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So I was thinking about how all TLJ toys are tanking and wondering if there was any fast food promo toys for the movie and I had an idea:
>Either Burger King, Hardees, KFC, etc has a SW:TLJ toy promo during the release of the movie, as they typically do.
>The toys would be "retro styled" figures of Rey, Kylo, Phasma, Stormtrooper, Poe, and Finn. Five POA with minimal sculpting, just like in the style of the old 80's Kenner figures.
>Fast food promos had similar types of toys in the past, like BK's Universal Monsters line. And those Universal Monsters toys had playsets to go with them. So it's possible and within most fast food company's toy budget.
>The under-3 toy would be a chunky BB-88.
>The toy promo would be massive. As big as the McD's Beanie Babies toys back in the 90's.
>Kids want the toys. Collectors want the retro style figures for their vintage SW collections. Hipsters want them because "OMG so retro." Normies want them because everything SW to them "will be worth something, someday."
>It prints money.jpg
But what do I know? I'm just a toy collecting neet, not a hot-shot marketing executive.
