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I don't know how I had forgotten these customers, cuz they've plagued my summer.
>two women come in. They look... greasy and strung out. One is obese and short and the other is taller and rail thin
>fat one waddles up
>'I need a pound of ham shredded, it's for my au-tis-tac son'
>shrug 'okay'
>do a few test shreds, it's coming up as bits held together extremely barely, falling apart
>skinny bitch FLIPS and starts literally screaming
>'I HATE IT I HATE IT LIKE THAT I HATE IT I HATE YOU'
>what the everloving fuck
>fat one: 'My son has aw-tis-uhm he won't eat it like that'
>skinny bitch is shrieking over her
>manage to get it shredded
>skinny one starts screaming that she 'HATES IT' and will 'HAVE TO GIVE IT AWAY'
>wat
>well at least they're gone
A WEEK LATER
>helping another customers
>skinny bitch slinks up alone, gets a coworker
>'I need a pound of ham shredded. It's for my aw-tis-tac son, he won't eat it if it's not shredded'
>coworker does test shreds, gets the falling apart strands like I did
>shows skinny bitch and she just shrieks 'NO', startling coworker
>'I HATE IT LIKE THAT YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT IM GETTING A MANAGER THIS IS UNACCEPTIBLE I HATE ITLIKE THAT I HATE IT'
>coworker adjusts shreds sheepishly, lady abruptly stfu and starts muttering about incompitence and how coworker is the only good employee
Rinse and repeat once a week. I get that some people are particular, but the screaming is fucking annoying. And why lie if you can't even maintain the lie AS IT'S BEING TOLD? Fucking hell
