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Jesus christ Mattel, if you can somehow distribute massive $50 Brachiosaurs across the nation (I saw one at retail), why cant you just drop your entire supply of Franklin's out of a plane over Orlando. Nobody is going to buy one! Just flush the whole sto k on me, and ill find something to do with them. I'm the only motherfucker that will buy them, and thats because I want to fucking eat one! Thats right Mattel MOTHERFUCKERS, Franklin gets the Gennaro treatment from me, and I dont give a shit about the choking hazard. Ill even eat his Pumpkinhead first to show how lonely and useless he is
If you see them being released, please give me a heads up. As an incentive, ill make an ass of myself and eat one on Camera and post a link
