>>7891778(No screencap, but here ya go)
Burgermeister:
What is this?! A whole forum about toys?! Grimsley, I have a job for you to do! Now take this down.
>>It's a difficult responsibility>>That you accept from the number-one janitor, me>>Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/>>There’ll be no more /toy/ posting!>>All the die-cast robots -- melt them all>>Wash the face off every fashion doll>>Each Figma and Figuarts -- ham-hand it>>Yes, I certainly demand it!>>The BJD’s and their things>>Arrest them and cut their strings>>Outlaw the Gunpla and scale model boats!>>They bring me only woes!>>It's a difficult responsibility>>That you accept from the number-one janitor, me>>Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/>>There'll be no more /toy/ posting!>>Every Hatchimals be sealed>>Till my wounded pride be healed>>Stuffed animals -- unstuff them!>>When a manchild objects -- rebuff 'em!>>No more Revoltechs who click-click-click>>No Beyblades who spin-a-spin-spin>>Don't let me see another toy>>Or I’ll cave your face in! 