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>Sam, did I ever tell you about Arcee? She was our exotic teenage autobot officer, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the sexiest mouth in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Bumblebee and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Great War, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Wreckers team run an Astrotrain over her, part of official Wrecker “training" of course. In time, she learned how to handle an energon "sword" better than anyone in the Cybertronian Capital. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of her metallic pink pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a Decepticon Seeker in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by Terrorcons and Predacons almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Sam, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.