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>buying todd toys from walmart and target
>not sculpting your own from pieces of marble based on the proportions of the perfect man
>not mixing your own candy red paint to give him trunks
>not making the cape out of wood and cloth so he can actually glide around the room when thrown
>not hollowing out the head and inserting a candle with lenses in the eyes so he can shoot heat vision
>not adding a pump and fan in his chest so he can breathe cool air
>not adding antigravity batteries in his feet so he can float on the shelf
this general is fucking amateurs
you don't deserve to see my customs
