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Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 16:35:56 No.8353199 View View Report

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>be me
>go to store to buy some MOTU
>mfw I see fucking Laura Legends there
>shuffling through shelves looking for a Skeletor
>she sees me, comes right to me
>"Hey, you think you could reach up over here and grab that Mosasaurus for me?"
>points to top shelf
>Reach up and take a look at the big fish dino before handing it to her
>"Damn, that's a big dinosaur"
>Bullshit with her for a few minutes about toys
>She fucking loves those JP toys but doesn't know shit about MOTU.
>Tells me about how all her original MOTU were gifted to her and she really wants to get into the series but hasn't yet.
>Ask if she's interested in selling
>She's not
>Tell her nice meeting her an continue to checkout.
>as I'm leaving, see her again and have that awkward walk through parking lot back to car
>our cars are parked very close
>She says "Hey... wanna check out my MOTU collection?... Maybe I could let it go and clear up some space for more dinoshit" (obviously she didn't call it dinoshit but you get the jist)
>"Absolutley"
>Follow her in my car to her place
>Walk in... smells weird. Kinda artificially spicy like potpourri...desu it's what I'd expect a old granny place to smell like.
>Pours me a Jones soda with labels she had customized.
>She carefully opens the Mosasaurus she just bought in the kitchen
>she passes it to me me
>she turns at me and asks "Came for hunting, ha?
>and I'm like" yeah"
>she lifts her dress and says "put it in me"
>pull out my dick
>"No... the dinosaur" she says giggling
>I spit on tail
>"No, the other end"
>insert giant toy dino head inside her all the way up to the flippers
>Ask her "You do this with all your dinoshit don't you?"
>Take note of kitchen sink... No dishes... just loads dinosaurs with oily sticky tails

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