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>itt attempted virgin beta neckbeard sabotage
Chad here, I'm coming here from seeing this on the front page. My home boards are /sp/ and /fit/.
Here it is, OP: you collect toys so you're gonna end up alone either way, BUT put the toys away = maybe get some pussy at least. That or she hauls ass and you balls turn blue.
Decide for yourself, but that's the way it'll end up playing out.