>>5883233Yeah...See, it doesn't work that way, Corky.
"It was Tuesday August 30th, I was working the late shift in the Cyber Crimes division. My Partner, Joe Gannon was browsing /toy/ on 4chan looking for perps. He hit paydirt when he found a post from some faggot panty sniffer who'd used his action figures to commit several misdemeanors and a couple of felonies. The poor dumb sap bragged about it, We had him dead to rights. A full confession. His ass was toast. We backtraced him. He done goofed, and consequences would never be the same.
My names Friday. I carry a badge."
