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>buy the 2x4 as recommended
>immediately sneak back into my room with it and fire it off at my brother
>for a split second I am afraid I'm going to blow his eyeballs out as I see the velocity of these rubber-tipped foam darts
I was actually just aiming at his legs, but the entire scene from Christmas Story played out in my mind for a brief second. This fucking nerf gun is the stuff I dreamed about as a kid, like holy shit guys.