>>5754609>I can't fathom what went through the minds in DCCI happen to be a mind reader that can peer into the past, it's a special talent hereditarily passed on to me from my uncle via kissing, so let me help you out there and peer into a conversation at the DCC offices in 2014:
>Hey Frank, Hasbro seems to be doing pretty well with their superhero figures, while we're pretty much collecting cobwebs in comic shops with ours. Any ideas on how to address that?>Hmm... what scale are those Hasbro Legends figures again, Jim? I might have an idea.>Uh, like 1:12, they're basically 6" or so, Frank.>Uh-huh, 6", got it, Jim. We'll just copy that, people will love it. Hold on, I've got an important phone call coming in.>No, wait, Frank, you see, 6" is going to be too small, and we would look bad making our heroes look shrimpy next to Hasbro's. They need to be 1:12.>Uh-huh, 1:12, got it. I need to take this call, it'll be a long one so email me that scale thing again so I don't forget.>O-okay, Frank.The next day, before he could send the email to Frank, Jim died in a swimming pool accident because his skeleton was pulled out of his urethra when he stuck his penis into the drain. And thus we got pic related and it all went downhill from there.
