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G'Day fellow Ozzies! I have a specific Straya problem that I hope you can 'elp a dag out.
So I was showing me latest figma, Idolmaster Anzu Futaba, to my fellow cunts out by the local billabong. When all of a sudden this bloody copper comes outta the bush and arrests me as a peedo-file for having a delicious flat chested doll. Now the local magistrate of the Queens's Court sez I gotta either put DD breasts on Anzu or toss her out. If I don't do either, they're gonna throw me in gaol to have me bum blasted by some degenerate petrol sniffer.
So me question is this: What's a good, cheap, fast curing material to make a convincing set o' tits? The catch is that the fake tits have got to be easy to remove and not damage the figure after I fool the galah Magistrate that I'm on the up an' up and not a peedo-file. I've looked in all the Harris Scarfe stores within a thousand kilos around me, (Both of them!) and can't find nothing. Can a Larrikin 'elp it if he likes small tits on a Sheilah? Why is that a crime?
