>>11097185My great Uncle had a 2 million dollar inheritance for me and ended up letting his live-in caretaker and her son spend every last time of it because she started giving blowjobs. Oh yeah and he was a priest for 50 years prior to this.
>how did a priest have 2M savingsNothing about being a priest explicitly forbids you from buying stock
>mfw I found out my $2M inheritance is now $0.00