>>8912512The virgin "flew halfway across the country to bumfuck Rhode Island after graduation because Hasbro was the only fucking place hiring, and sure she got a million-dollar home out of it, but at what cost"
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the chad "went to trade school and got a low-paying engineering job, but it's his dream job because he's always loved Transformers and it shows in how cringingly enthusiastic he is"
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER