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>adult toys
Gtfo, it's this stupid concept that means toys are now faggy spindly fragile things with too many points of articulation priced WAY out of kids' parents' pockets catering solely for sõy franchises.
At 40 I love buying toys and having a shelf of them stood around looking cool but I want them to be chunky little dudes with basic articulation that can survive lots of manhandling that cos me £7 not peg after peg of brittle mcu and nu sõy wars crap with 520 points of articulation on a 6 inch figure costing £30.
I can't go into Smyths and just get a cool cheap figure with a spare tenner and have change any more, because nerds with nothing better to spend their IT salaries or neetbux on have changed the market irreparably.
I don't really watch movies or play games, I don't give a damn about brands or franchises, I just like buying cool-looking toys for my shelves and to mess around with.
Thankfully The Corps toys don't seem to have a big adult audience, don't ruin those for me you fat virgins.
