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>teenager
>lost virginity super early, have great lady success
>the key to my success was hiding my toys while all my friends went batshit
>HEY GIRLS DO YOU LIKE POKEMON
>HEY GIRLS DO YOU LIKE COLLECTIBLES
>by comparison I look like the sexiest motherfucker alive
>constantly bringing girls home
>one day I had a stripped down revoltech figure on my desk, whole assortment of tools, junkers, trying to fix it up for a friend
>same desk has warhammer all over it, another of my secret hobby shames
>invite girl around
>realise far too late my shame is exposed
>throw a hoodie over it as we walk in
>crisis averted
>do the coitus, its fairly average
>she jokingly goes to put on my hoodie
>asks me why I have toy soldiers
>asks about the revolech
>'anon, why do u have kids toys???'
>gets super awkward and leaves....stealing my hoodie
We reconnected years later (she still has my fucking hoodie) but fucked if that wasn't a kick to the gut because she told all the other women and suddenly I wasnt 'the cool nerd' anymore.
