>>11400793I thought being Retroblasted is when you get assblasted because Michael roasts you in the comments section of one of his videos after you act like a fucking retard, and then he lives in your head rent free for the rest of eternity. Most of the lolcow Retrospammers like Zat, CC, Junkman and Jin have had this happen to them. Michael well and truly bent them over and now they need Depends to stop last night's Taco Bell from staining the couch.