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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 03:51:45 No.10002003 View View Reply Original Report

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Bad toys in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:00:08 No.10002019 Report

Quoted By: >>10002030 >>10003048

>>10002003
Your favorite toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:05:45 No.10002030 Report

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>>10002019
My favorite toy is comic paint Mafex Spider-Man... and even though I was forewarned many times and very careful, both his hands broke off over a period of TWO days.

So yeah my favorite toy is cheap garbage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:08:42 No.10002037 Report

Quoted By: >>10002176 >>10003079

What the hell is with Ironheart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:12:26 No.10002048 Report

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The Box Art for Ironheart isn't bad but man it does not translate into super cheap figure form well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:16:29 No.10002061 Report

Quoted By: >>10002064

>>10002003
How the fuck does that even look like Iron man at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 04:19:20 No.10002064 Report

Quoted By: >>10004729

These designs are disgusting period. Namor looks like a wolfman with that face, and what the fuck is Shuri wearing? It's tight tacticool on top, but baggy joggers on bottom. I get that these are playline, but goddamn.
>>10002061
It's IronHEART, a black girl took over after Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 05:14:37 No.10002160 Report

Quoted By: >>10003003 >>10010381

>>10002003
More like a racist OP making a thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 05:24:18 No.10002176 Report

Quoted By: >>10003015 >>10003445

>>10002037
Better than Iron Man because Female + POC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 16:59:22 No.10003003 Report

Quoted By: >>10003033

>>10002160
i mean you can be a hyperbolic retard and take it that way, but I think he's just complaining about the prevalence of shampoo bottle capeshit figures. Cheap toys arent the problem either, its just that these things look hideous. I guess they're good for 5 year olds atleast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:03:19 No.10003012 Report

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>>10002003
There is no way that slim suit can contain her big booty inside (figure butt, no idea if the actress has the same butt).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:03:53 No.10003015 Report

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>>10002176
I don’t think she can be better than Tony just on account of those baby hands. Her repulsors would be tiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:12:07 No.10003033 Report

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>>10003003
americans celebrate ugly things anon, theyre a ugly race of mutts that celebrate mediocrity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:14:49 No.10003042 Report

Quoted By: >>10003065 >>10004857 >>10010381

>>10002003
To be fair, these toys specifically are made for young children who throw shit around & don't know how to take care of things. So they're made to essentially be bricks. Now for the subject matter of the toy, it's utter garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:19:18 No.10003048 Report

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>>10002019
FPBP
Shit thread shit discussion, saged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:31:14 No.10003065 Report

Quoted By: >>10003475 >>10004857

>>10003042
why do you tolerate fucking ugly crap sold in these stores then act surprised as to why zoomers are brain damaged retards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 17:37:39 No.10003079 Report

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>>10002037
Japanese adult video parody of iron man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 20:56:44 No.10003445 Report

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>>10002176
>Dark-skinned Iron Man lady
I only have one question: why isn't she sitting on my face yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 21:24:39 No.10003474 Report

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>>10002003
more like discounted forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 21:26:16 No.10003475 Report

Quoted By: >>10003581 >>10004722 >>10004857 >>10010381

>>10003065
The toys are for literal toddlers. No point getting made about the type of toy. Only the property it's based on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 22:35:29 No.10003578 Report

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>>10002003
SAMUS called and wants her aesthetic back. Lol we iron mans now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 22:37:39 No.10003580 Report

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>>10002003
>Wet back is now super wet back.

You cant make this shit up kids. This movie is gonna SUCK, just wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2022 22:38:09 No.10003581 Report

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>>10003475
>no point getting mad about toddler toys on the forum for children's toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:00:54 No.10004696 Report

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thought those were bootleg power rangers from the thumbnail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:15:38 No.10004722 Report

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>>10003475
So, you don't care about the quality of the toy you're buying your child? Shit parent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:18:50 No.10004729 Report

Quoted By: >>10004732 >>10004884 >>10018167

>>10002064
what if I told you there’s an Ironheart that actually predates even the comic’s version of the character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:20:15 No.10004732 Report

Quoted By: >>10004761 >>10008662

>>10004729
Is this from a porno or is this an actual legit film?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:29:45 No.10004761 Report

Quoted By: >>10004771 >>10008662

>>10004732
Just googled it....it's a porno

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:35:15 No.10004771 Report

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>>10004761
Kek, checks out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:49:36 No.10004793 Report

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>>10002003
All I can ever see is Live Action Mister Nimbus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:51:20 No.10004798 Report

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>>10002003
Jesus, if those are supposed to be armored hands on Ironheart, her actual hands must be like thalidomide baby hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 16:58:12 No.10004806 Report

Quoted By: >>10013035

>>10002003
Kinda lame we got Iron heart before Iron Lad. It's weird they never did anything with that sub plot from Iron Man 3. I guess Spider-Boy ruined that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 17:25:23 No.10004857 Report

Quoted By: >>10004891 >>10010381

>>10003042
>>10003065
>>10003475
According to Hasbro they make BANK off these fuckin things. They sell WAY more of the <5 POA titans than anything else, at a much higher profit margin. ACTUAL kids like big toys they can smash and zoom and actually play with, and they don't give a shit about screen accuracy or articulation or any other autistic nitpicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 17:40:37 No.10004884 Report

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>>10004729
Screw that, everyone knows that Bolo Yeung was the original Ironheart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2022 17:42:14 No.10004891 Report

Quoted By: >>10010381

>>10004857
Kids love em, parents love em, stores love em and companies love to make them. The only people who don't like them are immature man-babies who demand everything ever cater specifically to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2022 21:27:32 No.10008662 Report

Quoted By: >>10008677 >>10008705

>>10004761
>>10004732
Japanese porn videos are totally legit films and usually have better costumes than Hollywood superhero films, especially considering their low budget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2022 21:34:36 No.10008677 Report

Quoted By: >>10008755

>>10008662
That's called photoshop. Almost all JAV film covers employ it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2022 22:06:15 No.10008705 Report

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>>10008662
Kek. Aren't they the guys who do those hilarious ecchi sentai parodies that are actually decent toku action for the first 5 eps and then descend into actual porn in the finale?

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Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2022 22:46:13 No.10008755 Report

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>>10008677
Photoshop doesn't change the fact that their costumes are more accurate to the comics tha the Hollywood movies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2022 22:15:25 No.10010370 Report

Quoted By: >>10011015 >>10023253

Reminds me of that new Power Rangers movie or at least its concept art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2022 22:21:38 No.10010381 Report

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>>10002003
NuIronwoman looks kinda cool, very robotoic, hmm. I'd like to see the Marvel Legends version.

>>10002160
>but raceswapping isn't racist!
Fucking wokeshits

>>10003042
>>10003475
>>10004857
>>10004891
>excusing overspriced knonkoff teir shit toys
>b..but it's for young kids so it's alllowed to be shitty!
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2022 05:14:37 No.10011015 Report

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>>10010370
>Hey, could we make it both cool and immensely unappealing?
>I gotcha, boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:33:03 No.10012999 Report

Quoted By: >>10013005

>>10002003
Isn't IronHeart a little girl? Why is she considerably bigger than the adults?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:38:25 No.10013005 Report

Quoted By: >>10013023

>>10012999
She's wearing a mechanical suit of armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:41:13 No.10013012 Report

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>>10002003
Ironheart? well that's a spoiler

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:50:49 No.10013023 Report

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>>10013005
I thought it was a robot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 07:06:14 No.10013035 Report

Quoted By: >>10013041

>>10004806
To top it all off, Iron Lad has a bigger connection with Kang & fits perfectly with what Disney wants to do with their Multiverse Saga of films.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 07:17:57 No.10013041 Report

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>>10013035
If you know what Iron Lad's connection is with Kang, you'd know why the kid from Iron Man 3 isn't going to be MCU Iron Lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:19:24 No.10018167 Report

Quoted By: >>10022790

>>10004729
>Hibiki Otsuki
now im fucking horny
dont think I didn't miss that shit
I suggest you all google her

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2022 01:39:00 No.10022761 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2022 01:56:15 No.10022790 Report

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>>10018167
Don't do this, it's porn.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2022 08:17:44 No.10023253 Report

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>>10010370
Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2022 08:57:34 No.10023280 Report

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>>10002003
WTF that's the MCU Ironheart design they're going with????

That helmet design..... Giving me Reboot Guardian Code vibes. Some cheap kids CG animation show. They better course correct for the Ironheart show.

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