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>>10119422
Eat shit, you shitskinned mutt.
>>10119400
Honestly, a 1:1 replica of Chip and Archer would be enough for me.
>soft goods
Nah. Soft goods would ruin the aesthetic of the Commandos imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 22:40:05 No.10119487 Report

Quoted By: >>10119604 >>10124032

>>10119422
Redneck hands wrote this post.
Stop pretending to be british, Jethro. You are not Ashens and shouldn't strive to be. The man isn't funny or entertaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 23:09:56 No.10119543 Report

Quoted By: >>10119921

>>10118784
I want some small soldiers, are there any other besides the hasbro ones? I love that movie and the toys there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 23:34:54 No.10119604 Report

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>>10119487
He's better than ripoff Yahtzee Croshaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 23:36:40 No.10119608 Report

Quoted By: >>10119937

I like to suggest this movie & The Ref to people. If they suddenly whinge about Denis Leary being in them, I know to cut them off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 02:53:29 No.10119921 Report

Quoted By: >>10120421

>>10119543
Aside from indie artists on sites like Esty doing custom prints they hand paint for hundreds of dollars, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 03:07:38 No.10119937 Report

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>>10119608
>If they suddenly whinge about Denis Leary being in them
why would they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 04:01:50 No.10119998 Report

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>>10118784
>still no 6 inch collector's line
Why? They shit out a boomer movie toyline nobody wants every other year. People would actually buy this over the fucking Indiana Jones or whatever the fuck line

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 06:27:25 No.10120142 Report

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>>10119400
>I would fucking slaughter a small family for a good 1/12th l
so ypu want much smaller versions of them? That's barf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 11:25:29 No.10120421 Report

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>>10119921
Oh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 11:32:31 No.10120427 Report

Quoted By: >>10120472

>>10119400
>Small Soldiers fag
>Psychopath
Imagine my shock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 12:13:16 No.10120450 Report

Quoted By: >>10120582

>>10118784
I had a friend who believed weapon used toy drones like these were right around the corner. And that the movie was preparing us for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 12:30:43 No.10120472 Report

Quoted By: >>10122999

>>10120427
>implying
Small Soldiers fans are some of the most tame motherfuckers I've seen, idk what you're on about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2022 14:14:44 No.10120582 Report

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>>10120450
Man i wish your friend was right that wouldve been a kick ass timeline to be in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 20:36:28 No.10122992 Report

Quoted By: >>10126123

>>10118784
Chip is an interesting case, he is the only character in the movie that someone on the design team for the toys made that the movie used where the rest was done the more standard way where toy companies follow the show bible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 20:38:49 No.10122999 Report

Quoted By: >>10123054

>>10120472
>killing a small family is tame

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 21:00:44 No.10123054 Report

Quoted By: >>10123107

>>10122999
Compared to what other anons have done over the years, yes, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 21:23:54 No.10123107 Report

Quoted By: >>10123225

>>10123054
In /toy/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 22:39:14 No.10123225 Report

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>>10123107
Not necessarily. Either way, even if anon is legitinately unhinged, he's an outlier, not the norm. Most Small Soldiers fans seem to be pretty level headed imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 23:04:40 No.10123258 Report

Quoted By: >>10123375

Which company would you like to make small soldiers figures? For me it's amazing Yamaguchi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2022 00:12:58 No.10123375 Report

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>>10123258
Honestly, I don't care who. I just want someone to take a swing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2022 09:22:28 No.10124021 Report

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>>10118784
;_;

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2022 09:24:03 No.10124022 Report

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>>10118784

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2022 09:40:19 No.10124032 Report

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>>10119422
>>10119487
Genuinely what is your obsession

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 20:59:24 No.10126120 Report

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I would choose Thinkway Toys to pull off your dream. Back in 2009 they made a programmable Buzz Lightyear robot that reacts to your voice, talks, moves his mouth, blinks, moves his head, torso & arms. That's enough technology to recreate the first minutes of Alan Abernathy playing with Archer for the first time (until Archer calls Alan by his name)

Small Soldiers needs to become a meme or just get old enough so it gets shilled as nostalgia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 21:02:21 No.10126123 Report

Quoted By: >>10126139

>>10122992

This. I believe Chip & Archer would be the ones that sell the most while the ugly secondary soldiers and gorgonites will shelfwarm/wont even get made

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 21:11:45 No.10126139 Report

Quoted By: >>10126146

>>10126123
>while the ugly secondary soldiers and gorgonites will shelfwarm/wont even get made
Who the fuck did you call ugly, bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 21:15:32 No.10126146 Report

Quoted By: >>10126233 >>10126309

>>10126139

Modern kids don't want a toy of a thick lipped soldier with yellow teeth, cigarette, beard stubble and bloody eyes, or that ugly frankenstein retard from the gorgonites. Face it Chip & Archer would be the only ones that would sell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 22:26:18 No.10126233 Report

Quoted By: >>10126282

>>10126146
Modern kids are a bunch of faggots and Kip and Insaniac are cool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 22:59:37 No.10126282 Report

Quoted By: >>10126300

>>10126233
I was reffering to slamfist, you know the fat hunchback retard

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 23:16:01 No.10126300 Report

Quoted By: >>10129605 >>10129962

>>10126282
He's kind of cute, but yeah he's the only one I wouldn't buy... maybe if they give him good accessories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2022 23:20:28 No.10126309 Report

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>>10126146
If they get toys made, it'd be through Super7 or Neca and aimed at adults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2022 22:26:18 No.10129605 Report

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>>10126300
Fuck you, Slamfist is the best one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2022 23:43:48 No.10129723 Report

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I expected to see a series number 3 of twisted fairy tales of todd mcfarlane toys with new characters like cinderella or snow white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:02:15 No.10129962 Report

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>>10126300
>not liking slamfist
he was the best wtf. in general I dont think you can leave any of either the gorgonites or the commando elite. if some company makes them, you HAVE to buy them all. otherwise what's the point?

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