>>10123305These have been around for decades. Me and a buddy lived at our local jokeshop in the 1980's. Fake turds were a staple for us, it often said "For a more realistic looking turd, apply a thin layer of vaseline to make it look wet or put a single piece of corn with vaseline." on the package. We found that a few sprinkles of water on the fake turd had the same effect.
I miss my local jokeshop and I miss my friend, he died recently. I hope he's up in Heaven, throwing rubber chickens and foam rocks at everyone.
