>best meme character
>cool character overall
>connected to both generations of boomers/zoomers whatever - everybody have bright soul-type memories with Shrek1-2 movies
>huge cult following
>epitome of 00s
>no figures
Why.
I would buy a highly articulated Shrek figure with different heads/faces in a hearthbeat.

Imagine having something like that.
I'm not even memeing but Shrek is cool. But there is SO MUCH garbage-tier faggotry (bootlegs, stupid products and food) merch about shrek but no good figures of him.
Whyyy