There are a lot of very talented toy reviewers out there (you) fucks. Now imagine (you) have been given 100 million Le Federal Reserve magic money printer bucks to make a show for (you)r favorite (you)tuber, who do (you) choose and why? Pic is motherfucking very related, it's Mikey French, he's got what it takes to be a superstar and finally get it on with Kylie Minogue.