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Neva: The Worst Toy Company

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2023 23:50:19 No.10669730 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10669853 >>10669901 >>10670096

>see gargoyles figure
>gets interested
>wow in package it looks so good
>take it out
The wings are only a couple inches less wide than my shoulders
>massive wingspan ruins a nearly perfect figure

I've never seen a crazier version of rake stepping. They did everything perfect and failed to stick the landing. 0/10 was about to drop 300$ on this line but I'm not interested anymore.

Rerelease these with normal wings (not cloak wings, normal wings) or I quit. Never buying a neca product again.

I might get the beast kingdom goliath though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 01:04:38 No.10669853 Report

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>>10669730
Breakarooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 01:28:54 No.10669901 Report

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>>10669730
>Never buying a neca product again.
I made this decision with the Duke Nukem Forever fig back in... whenever they released it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 03:33:13 No.10670096 Report

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>>10669730
>The wings are only a couple inches less wide than my shoulders

t. soijak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 05:25:43 No.10670235 Report

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>>10670096
If your shoulders are more than 4 inches wider than tailog you're obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 06:42:45 No.10670283 Report

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NECA, oh NECA, your toys are a joke,
A factory of disappointment, that's no smoke.
With each purchase we make, we're filled with regret,
Your shoddy craftsmanship, we'll never forget.

Paint chipping off, joints that crumble like dust,
It's clear your quality's in the gutter, we trust.
You prey on collectors with promises bold,
But what you deliver is nothing but cold.

You've taken our money, left us with trash,
Your products are nothing but a cheap, plastic hash.
We're fed up with excuses, your endless charade,
NECA, your reputation's in the shade.

It's time to step up, or step out of the game,
Your toys aren't worth it, they're causing us pain.
We'll shout from the rooftops, we won't be discreet,
NECA, your toys are garbage, a real deadbeat!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 07:37:47 No.10670326 Report

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troll thread but it is definitely a disappointment that they didn't put in normal wings. Those would have worked fine for most gliding poses anyway, these are... actually not even gliding pose wings, they're "wings swept up in an impressive display" wings. they look unnatural gliding compared to how they did it on the show.
that said, for a lot of them, the 'normal' pose was cheated a lot. Especially the likes of Brooklyn, when he's crouching as he often is, his wings would be dragging the ground even when held up. but I guess that's why he's so often hunched over. which unfortunately these figures can't do well. would have needed a hair hinge.
That is my other complaint, the wing joints are nice and all but once you rotate them, the "flap" joint stops making sense. it no longer brings them closer together in back in a neat way like it should. They kinda messed that up

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