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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 13:36:30 No.10720162 View View Reply Original Report

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Hue.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 13:53:00 No.10720184 Report

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Based

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 14:52:17 No.10720247 Report

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>>10720162
Based

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 15:05:20 No.10720262 Report

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>>10720162
This is why I don't want a dog or a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 15:05:39 No.10720263 Report

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>>10720162
Little fucker looks so smug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 15:53:39 No.10720352 Report

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>>10720262
Dogs are fine, cats are the demons that hate everything human and try to destroy it. Plus they shit in your house. Filthy animals.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 18:19:39 No.10720619 Report

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>>10720162
>warhammer slop
Based Kot

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 19:01:52 No.10720691 Report

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>>10720162
Isnt that the cat from the knife image

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 20:24:45 No.10720831 Report

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>>10720352

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 22:27:03 No.10721038 Report

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>>10720352
Nah dogs suck too, theyll eat your toys and shit and piss everywhere, the best /toy/ pet are tarantulas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2023 23:42:27 No.10721166 Report

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>>10721038
Sounds like you have zero ability for training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 00:00:48 No.10721210 Report

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>>10720262
My dogs wouldn't ever dream of purposefully destroying my toys. They're both very well trained. My border collie though has kind of a wild tail and I get a little stressed when his butt is near a shelf, but in the three years I've had him, he's only knocked down two figures. He's very coordinated.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 00:20:33 No.10721243 Report

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>>10721038
"adopted" a house spider once. Lessened the amount of cockroaches and mosquitoes that roamed my home, though he had a knack for attracting spiderlings who create regular cobwebs here and there. At least they remind me to dust my bookshelves and toy shelves once a week.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 00:25:13 No.10721250 Report

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>>10720831
Can confirm, my brother brought along a kitten for a couple of days and whenever I tried to play with it that little fucker used my arm as its wood scratch toy. It even left me with some permanent scars kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 00:47:36 No.10721307 Report

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>>10721166
You can train a cat too, unless you're lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 01:05:56 No.10721365 Report

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>>10721038
>YOU
>SHALL NOT
>PASS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 01:08:43 No.10721373 Report

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>>10721307
You can also train a crocodile to come to you on command as well, but that doesn’t make it a loyal creature.

At least dogs don’t infect their owners with brain-parasites that make them become reclusive hoarders stinking of animal waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 01:36:09 No.10721448 Report

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>>10721250
Your fault for being made of wood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 06:37:53 No.10721837 Report

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>>10720352
>>10720831
>even on /toy/, dogredditors must seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 06:39:13 No.10721838 Report

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>>10721373
Yeah, dogfags do that on their own lmao. And then go online to make up fanfiction about cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 15:21:08 No.10722175 Report

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>>10720162
Why Photoshop a cat into the image?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:44:18 No.10722333 Report

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>>10722175
A black cat meowed at him when he was walking home.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:43:01 No.10722569 Report

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>>10721166
Best method for training dogs is get two, then kill and eat one of them in front of the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:52:38 No.10722588 Report

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>>10721250
>Permanent scars
You have what the doctors call "sissy skin".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 02:53:32 No.10723048 Report

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>>10720162
>>10720262
cats are fine. you just got to train them as kittens that tables, shelves, desks, and etc are off limits. if you dont drill that that into them when they are young, they wont understand, and continue to disrespect every surface in your house

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 04:48:09 No.10723168 Report

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>>10721373
>You can also train a crocodile to come to you on command as well, but that doesn’t make it a loyal creature
>pibble baby eating stats have entered the chat

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 07:41:52 No.10723305 Report

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>>10720162
id kill my pet if it did some dumb shit like this. thankfully im not a subhuman and i will never own a pet.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 23:30:42 No.10724318 Report

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>>10721243
Do you just let it roam around thd house or something?

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 23:48:43 No.10724350 Report

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>>10722569
This is an 11 year old's idea of edgy.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 00:01:02 No.10724361 Report

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>>10720831
if you don't trim your cat's nails once a week it's your fault

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 00:03:13 No.10724362 Report

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>>10721373
>At least dogs don’t infect their owners with brain-parasites
do you literally eat your dog's shit 'cause as a cat owner I don't do that
maybe dog owners do, is that a thing dog owners do? you do get pitbulls to eat your kids so maybe you're dumb enough to actually eat your dog's shit, who knows

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 00:05:18 No.10724363 Report

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>>10720691
Yes. It's a blatantly fake image that was fabricated and posted to foster engagement from the hopelessly retarded. Carry on.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 01:07:23 No.10724447 Report

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>>10724362
There are no cat-owners.
Only cat-apologists.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 01:11:45 No.10724456 Report

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>>10724318
Yeah. I mean technically I found it behind hanging picture frame. Didn't bother anyone so I caught it, took some pictures, released it back into the depths of the laundry room and sometimes tried to feed it some dead cockroaches. He passed a couple years back, never found a mate. Rest in piece, Pedro. You scared a lot of vermin that year for me.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 15:18:42 No.10725474 Report

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>>10724350
>noooooo not the heckin doggos!

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 23:01:30 No.10726243 Report

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>>10721038
Are lizards good /toy/ pets?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 23:10:08 No.10726251 Report

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>>10722588
Maybe scars is exagerating, but I do have some small cuts in many parts of my arm.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 23:42:03 No.10726308 Report

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>>10721243
motherfucker what shithole 3rd world country do you live in where that constitutes a "house" spider.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 00:10:09 No.10726361 Report

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>>10726308
It's a wolf spider anon. They're shy introverts, not particularly dangerous to humans compared to its twin specie, the Huntsman spider. Those ones are broodmothers cursed with menstral rage.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 00:20:35 No.10726373 Report

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>>10726308
I dig spiders, fuckers are scary but they get rid of other insects. Some pal of mine used to have tarantulas in his house.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 00:35:25 No.10726403 Report

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>>10726308
Probably an Aussie. They've got shit like this just wandering around.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 01:42:10 No.10726524 Report

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>>10726403
Is that a fucking huntsman?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 03:29:56 No.10726697 Report

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>>10726524
Yep. I think I would call the police if I saw this absolute unit outside my window.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/hauntingly-huge-hunstman-spider-perches-window-australian-house/story?id=48883063

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 00:41:16 No.10729796 Report

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>>10726373
I want a tarantula, but keeping a bunch of crickets or cockroaches alive for it has put me off. I like things that like myself just wish to sleep in a hole all day.
Got a whole bunch of big hand sized fuckers at the end of summer looking for a lady spider to fuck so they could keel over dead as well, which was annoying.

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