>>10744757Every time I sell a figure on the BST, ebay, mercari, whatever, I stick a bit of it up my ass before shipping it out.
I've been sticking 7 figures up my ass a week for the past 11 years! That's 364 figures a year! To date that's 4,004 figures, 8 times the population of /toy/. Those figures were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass figures everyday. You pick up my ass figures to fiddle with. You take pics of my ass figures to post on /toy/ for >yous. You give my ass figures to charity when you're tired of them. You think you're better than me? You're not better than me. You handle my ass figures everyday! ALL OF YOU. You ALL handle my ass figures. I'll laugh as you before you can laugh at me.
Because your figures have been up my ass.
