>>11442076So, it's like 1990-ish or so. Jocko homos from school with connections were following me home through the woods of PA, even bumping my back bumper, trying to make me go off the road. The intention was to get home before me, so they could steal my DAD'S guns, so they could go out and be dumb little wigger gangsters. I swerved in a way that put THEM off the road. I got home, RAN inside to the 2nd floor... ...and here's where I did something potentially retarded... ...I had an option before me of a loaded Ruger... or G1 Megatron, already transformed.
I chose Megatron.
I yanked the window open, hung partially out holding him, the dicks pull up in my driveway, start getting out. One finally SEES me, taps the others... and they all pile back in the car and vamoose.
...At school on Monday, one of the faggots comes up all cautious like he had some kind of life-changing epiphany and said, "So like... the other day...", "YEAH, the day yo cocksuckers tried to fucking KILL me?", "We weren't trying to kill you... really...", "And?", "You... yo weren't like, actually going to shoot any of us... were you?".
I gave him a look like I'd just heard the stupidest thing in my entire fucking life, patted him on the shoulder with an evil smile and walked away.
... ... ...Megatron saved my life.
...I'm not sure WHY I grabbed him instead. I think maybe because I know they're just asshole kids at this point in their lives... but really, I think I did it JUST because it was too "funny" not to. Which is retarded, but I'm still laughing like 3 decades later.
