>>11488643Having worked at a McDonalds; a more accurate list of employee figures:
Dumb teenager who will quit the first chance he can get a better job or graduates/starts college
Ex-convict dyke shift leader who's on parole complete with provision that she can only leave the house for work, so she drags her feet/demands all other employees drag their feet so she can avoid going back home to her girlfriend who won't stop bugging her about finding someone to put a baby inside of her
McDonalds lifer who has been there for ages because it's one of the few places you can work in a town with not many jobs
The asshat gay dishwasher who thinks he's better than everyone else because he had an office job for a decade until he had a breakdown/meltdown due to Covid and got fired and who has no loyalty to the place and gets the fuck out of dodge the second his shift is up and who plays crappy Gen X music on his blue tooth when he isn't playing on his phone.
The ex-jock assistant manager who hates his life and job and half-asses things
The two-faced manager who acts all love and sweetness but who is a huge fucking bitch who plays favorites with the schedule and who tries to force her unfavorites to quit by cutting their hours so they have no choice but to quit in order to find a new job where they can get enough hours to survive on
The druggies/ex-cons with bastards and who are one bad day away from relapsing and constantly having to check in with their parole officer
The 30-40 year old manchild who still live with their sigle (s)mother, with the (s)mother not allowing them to own a car so they can better control and keep their son at home, but who has to let their son work because the manchild has expensive tastes mom can't afford to indulge and who has just enough self-awareness/pride that he WANTS to work a job, both to afford his nerd vices, but also to snobbishly look down his nose at his cousins, who are all redneck NEETS leeching off the government.
