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What's the absolute worst toy you've ever owned?

Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 17:23:19 No.11488986 View View Reply Original Report

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Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 17:27:51 No.11488989 Report

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I had a bootleg Gundam Wing toy that smelled like a chemical fire and would transfer it's paint to any other toy that pressed against it for too long.
That was such a uniquely terrible quality I don't think any of my other toys could claim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 19:04:39 No.11489051 Report

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Masterverse savage heman and orko. Icould post my revised version later if youd like

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Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 21:46:25 No.11489178 Report

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>>11488986
Mcfarlane toys collector edition powergirl. Neca Elvira bring a close second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 22:07:12 No.11489202 Report

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Star Ace Ninja Batman Harley Quinn. I've had bad toys but usually you don't drop over $200 on them. Due to the price point, it stands out as terrible.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 22:26:18 No.11489218 Report

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>>11488986
This fucking garbage, the horn snapped almost immediately after taking it out of the box, the hip-leg articulation had a crappy gummy texture that broke over time, the same gummy material was present in the torso area which made the movement difficult.

This and the Jizai Okimono skeleton left a sour taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 22:36:20 No.11489225 Report

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>>11489051
Not a MOTU fan but I’ve eyed Savage He-Man for custom fodder. What do you hate about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jul 2025 23:07:02 No.11489240 Report

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>>11489218
Wait, what version is it? Can't sure revoltech or mafex, because both really bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 01:10:24 No.11489337 Report

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>>11489178
Second this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 01:33:32 No.11489356 Report

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>>11489240
Revoltech

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 01:47:54 No.11489372 Report

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>>11489178
You have shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 02:55:46 No.11489421 Report

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>>11489372
Yeah I know. Wish I never bought them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 03:58:49 No.11489496 Report

Quoted By: >>11489528

>>11489178
>>11489337
The obsession with a toy you've never even owned is unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 04:03:19 No.11489499 Report

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>>11488986
I only buy good toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 04:30:08 No.11489528 Report

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>>11489496
I have both in a bin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 04:33:18 No.11489530 Report

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>>11488986
Silver Age Superman. The black lines around the S are awful.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 07:16:41 No.11489624 Report

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I was excited to get the Metal Gear merch and got Olga for a good price. Started messing with it and the rubbery hat and suspender piece broke off immediately.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 09:18:59 No.11489664 Report

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>>11488986
>worst toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 11:42:06 No.11489713 Report

Quoted By: >>11489728 >>11489729

Probably NECA Mega Drive Flamethrower Robocop. Genuinely horrendous toy. Can't hold his flamethrower properly, can't hold it with the effect parts at all, horrendous articulation even by the standards of Robocop (hips are effectively a V-crotch), pistons are loose and rattle around in their cylinders and despite being a brick he can't even stand up all that well thanks to the loose ankles. Best thing about him is the paintjob- lumpy face aside at least.
Close second would be some of the Jazwares Sonic figures, which are only second because they were dirt cheap as opposed to like, £35.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 12:10:38 No.11489728 Report

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>>11489713
Sounds like you just have bad taste in toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 12:18:54 No.11489729 Report

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>>11489713
Never had this problem with mine. But I see you're just the "lumpy" troll so anything you say is out the window anyway.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 13:23:22 No.11489759 Report

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>>11489728
>>11489729
Samefag.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2025 06:08:40 No.11494787 Report

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>>11489356
Yeah, I agree. I have them both and Revoltech feels like a bootleg, although it was bought on AMIAMI, while I really like Revoltech and have a bunch of old ones, but this EVA is the worst for some reason, maybe the second release is ruined by something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2025 07:16:38 No.11494812 Report

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>>11494787
Hein, I had no idea there were two versions. Still, I so much prefer the first Revo Evas than your pic, the rubber plastic was prone to breakage when I had it, while the other one from 2006 is still a solid figure.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jul 2025 19:01:07 No.11505389 Report

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This pos right hereh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 16:09:33 No.11517982 Report

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>>11505389
https://edramatica.com/Jin_Saotome

Go figure our resident chomo who obsesses over the same anti-pedo for 13 yearsstraight(it was never about muh advice) is also a known substance abuser with brain damage. Go make a lazy-ass repaint of a shitty Hasbroke toy about it, you jobless felon. Better yet, go over to One Sixty Warriors & shit-taok the 1:6 custom scene, you cowardly fat asshole. People there aerved their country, you betrayed yours, you brown-skinned welfare queen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 02:08:21 No.11519810 Report

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>>11517982
You lost, Pedosoth.

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