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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 17:42:23 No.11526760 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11526823 >>11526835 >>11526878 >>11526920 >>11526925

Okay, you’ve become the CEO of LEGO for the next five years. What do you do?
Keep in mind, you cannot cancel the following themes:
>City
>Friends
>Creator
>Technic
>Ninjago
>Duplo
>Star Wars
>Disney
The rest are free real estate!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:07:15 No.11526795 Report

Quoted By: >>11526801 >>11526903

Well obviously you spam the /toy/ board of 4chan with constant Lego threads.
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for 12+ current threads on the catalog. You never use the same thread to keep it concise and in the same area. You just make a new thread about every little whim you can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:10:37 No.11526801 Report

Quoted By: >>11526844

>>11526795
What? Are you nuts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:19:42 No.11526823 Report

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>>11526760
spend all the company money on cocain and hookers. Put anthrax in ever 10th box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:29:36 No.11526835 Report

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>>11526760
Cancel every theme not listed, use the funds to make bionicle collectors reissues at $100 per canister. Instead of flash games the story is now AI generated and distributed through crypto IDs printed on the container.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:34:33 No.11526844 Report

Quoted By: >>11526849 >>11526903

>>11526801
Yeah I don't know what I was thinking. There isn't 17 lego threads with 9 of them being made today alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:35:58 No.11526849 Report

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>>11526844
This is all because that one guy lost the thread. How embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 18:56:21 No.11526878 Report

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>>11526760
Why is lego autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:29:10 No.11526903 Report

Quoted By: >>11526908 >>11526915

>>11526795
>>11526844
Lego needs a containment board. Like the horse fuckers. The sad part is that I like Lego, but the fucking autists need to be locked in a cage until they learn to stop pissing in the sandbox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:32:51 No.11526908 Report

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>>11526903
YES YES YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:39:55 No.11526915 Report

Quoted By: >>11526924

>>11526903
>plural
It’s literally one guy spamming. And our one /toy/ Jannie doesn’t care because he just sits in his coomer toy general all day long and doesn’t look at the state of the board. There’s no sense in making a containment board for one guy. (That’s his goal by the way)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:48:49 No.11526920 Report

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>>11526760
I crash the company with no survivors. Enormous price hikes, slash parts counts to the minimum, and reduce the amount of sets each line will receive. Every line will receive at least one set of $800 or more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:58:01 No.11526924 Report

Quoted By: >>11526931 >>11527028

>>11526915
>That’s his goal by the way
Why

Also lego can easily have a board, its the most popular thing ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 19:59:05 No.11526925 Report

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>>11526760
Make Lego affordable again. The brand has just become a way to scam autistic adults out of their money. I want children to be able to play and collect. Even if I drop the price by 90% the profits will still be x1000.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:01:55 No.11526931 Report

Quoted By: >>11526941

>>11526924
Nobody posts in these threads. It's a handful of guys that post occassionaly and one guy who obsessively bumps it every few minutes with the same reposts before he resorts to image spam so he start the next thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:03:45 No.11526932 Report

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I posted this in two threads as a reply to the same fucking op pic and text and I'll post it again:
More HUGE sets for paypig whales!
More THING-BUT-LEGO sets for normies!
More gay/minority sets for social media browny points!
More licenses to get the crack-addicted superfans!
Also, half-hearted sets and themes based on FOTM-IPs that come two years too late.
AND: More cost-cutting. Less quality-control, no nice packaging. pdf and app-instructions only! You want lighting on your 500$$$ display piece? HAHA have a lightbrick that I say costs 50$ extra.
more dumb gimmicks based on 20 year old technology that every Chinese 1$ toy can do but we sell it as cutting edge technology that makes sets 50% more expensive!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:10:03 No.11526941 Report

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>>11526931
No actual proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:18:52 No.11526946 Report

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Since you won't let me carve out the cancer, all licensed sets are reduced to essentially what LOTR has recently become. Maybe one set a year that's so expensive it raises the threshold beyond what any reasonable person will pay. In time children will learn to stop associated Lego as a company that just makes slop from other companies and the missing trinity of hard Sci Fi space, castle and pirates come back to bring balance. City is refocused to be more direct sub themes like the construction sets are that allow it to stop having to be a catch all theme. Kill the "thing but Lego" realistic scale model sets. All creator 3 in 1 sets go back to being Minifigures sets. Minifigures packs like the old days where you can order a 5 pack for like $15-$20

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:46:45 No.11527028 Report

Quoted By: >>11527033

>>11526924
Because he’s mentally ill and a pedophile, thats the demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:49:22 No.11527033 Report

Quoted By: >>11527051

>>11527028
Nah, he is right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2025 20:59:10 No.11527051 Report

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>>11527033
You will die.

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