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>>11652536
There is a way to remove it in audacity, but most youtubers dont do that, like me.

Im actually lip-smacker supreme, but i just edit it out in my voiceovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 00:57:03 No.11652664 Report

Quoted By: >>11652874 >>11653050

>going over articulation
>calls every hinge joint a ball joint

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 01:41:03 No.11652686 Report

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>>11652609
kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 02:43:59 No.11652732 Report

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>breaks toy during the review
>still gives it a high score because he got it for free

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 04:13:00 No.11652769 Report

Quoted By: >>11652978 >>11658332

>black hands
unironically makes me close off the video

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 04:47:09 No.11652779 Report

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>Hispanic toy reviewer
>starts using Spanish words out of nowhere (look at Marvel Legend Rogue’s nalgas! ¡No names guey!)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 06:14:38 No.11652822 Report

Quoted By: >>11652827 >>11653091

>Now for some size comparisons
>Proceeds to only show the figure next to some random ass unobtainable toys that like six people have and means absolutely nothing to the audience at large

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 06:22:04 No.11652827 Report

Quoted By: >>11653698 >>11655318

>>11652822
Not surprising that a 4chan anon gets mad about comparing sizes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 07:41:13 No.11652860 Report

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>>11652536
>review of a battery operated toy
>dipshit doesn't have any batteries or assumes the contacts are corroded and doesn't exhibit any of the electronic features

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 08:35:32 No.11652874 Report

Quoted By: >>11653050 >>11653225

>>11652664
>goes over articulation
>wildly rotates figure the whole time like they're solving a rubix cube

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 11:35:44 No.11652910 Report

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I always found most toy reviewers a bit obnoxious and tried making a quick review myself years ago just using my phone as a test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCIh91zDDg

If I stepped up production quality with a proper camera and backdrops is this style of review something that would appeal to toy? Im almost entirely a vintage collector so the reviews would be of the Beastwars / Transmetal / Transmetal 2 line + Transart releases and a variety of other 90's toylines like MightyMax, Street Sharks etc. I try to support revive projects for cancelled releases and get prototypes and other artefacts whenever possible that might be fun to include as well.

It might be good to do a bit of trivia/history voiceover maybe but otherwise I want the reviews to be POV and entirely focused on giving an impression of what its like to own the toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 11:48:21 No.11652912 Report

Quoted By: >>11652944 >>11652978 >>11652988 >>11653405

>>11652536
>see interesting toy video
>try watching it
>the guy spends more time showing himself than the toy that's the subject of the video.

>see interesting toy video
>try watching it
>it's a "hands video" where you spend more time seeing the guy's hands than the subject because his hands keep blocking clear views of the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 13:11:10 No.11652944 Report

Quoted By: >>11653003

>>11652912
I will never understand the first one, I want to see the damn toy not some fat neckbeard next to it ffs.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 13:54:14 No.11652953 Report

Quoted By: >>11652978 >>11655542

>watch any kind of model/toy video with close up shot of the guys hands
>he has type d brachydactyly
I don't know why it triggers my disgust sensitivity. I fucking hate stubby fingers. Get those things out of my sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 15:41:51 No.11652978 Report

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>>11652769
>>11652912
>>11652953
got to appreciate the chinese/japanese reviewers who wear latex gloves in their reviews

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 16:08:10 No.11652988 Report

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>>11652912
Adding to these ones, even when they finally get to showing the toy, they keep cutting back to their ugly face.

Another is when they spend like 5 minutes showing the box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 16:28:20 No.11653000 Report

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>youtuber is American
>keeps pronouncing interesting as inneresting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 16:30:11 No.11653001 Report

Quoted By: >>11653093

Why are there channels dedicated to beef between adult men that review toys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 16:36:40 No.11653003 Report

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>>11652944
Ego with wanting to be "internet-famous E-celebs."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 18:35:33 No.11653050 Report

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>>11652664
>>11652874
>goes over articulation
>shows off the butterfly joint range with the arms hanging down at the sides or in a T-pose instead of having the arms point forward since the whole point of butterfly joints is to have the arms go further in front of the torso

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 19:48:45 No.11653091 Report

Quoted By: >>11656107

>>11652822
>here’s this import anime figure next to a marvel legends you don’t own because you don’t collect those
>here she is next to these Threezero figures
>and here she is next to my 24k gold labubu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 19:50:21 No.11653093 Report

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>>11653001
Those channels and those that start petty squabbling between grown men are often really trying to grow an audience so they can try to pivot into something else, like the schizo reviews guy.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 19:57:51 No.11653098 Report

Quoted By: >>11653106

>watch toy reviewer
>tranny video out of nowhere
>sanctimonious cunt about it
>and/or troons out

>or just look up random toy videos and get jumpscared by a tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 20:06:22 No.11653106 Report

Quoted By: >>11653393

>>11653098
Just2troon?

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Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 20:41:20 No.11653129 Report

Quoted By: >>11656107

AnthonyCustoms has the perfect review formula. He whines a bit, but he covers everything you'd want to know. Doesn't even use clickbait thumbnails.
People should steal his formula for other lines since he basically only does superheros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 22:19:49 No.11653225 Report

Quoted By: >>11653245 >>11653383 >>11653588

>>11652874
>acts like arms not rotating 360 is somehow a bad thing
>you can't even rotate your own arms 360

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 22:34:42 No.11653245 Report

Quoted By: >>11653251

>>11653225
Well if you can't raise them completely up like due to shoulder pads or something then I would say that is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Dec 2025 22:39:16 No.11653251 Report

Quoted By: >>11653360

>>11653245
Well I obviously didn't mean that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 01:15:56 No.11653360 Report

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>>11653251
then how else would a figure's arms not be able to do 360?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 01:42:54 No.11653383 Report

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>>11653225
>turn my entire body 360
>moonwalk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 01:50:25 No.11653388 Report

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someone needs to make a video combining all of these things into one masterpiece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 02:06:34 No.11653393 Report

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>>11653106
Screenshit is from rr slugger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 02:21:56 No.11653405 Report

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>>11652912
>it's a "hands video" where you spend more time seeing the guy's hands than the subject because his hands keep blocking clear views of the subject
I watched one of these the other day, but I put up with it because it had two kids reviewing a friggin' godaikin which is pretty nuts

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Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 10:18:23 No.11653588 Report

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>>11653225

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Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 14:49:39 No.11653698 Report

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>>11652827
Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 19:59:23 No.11653825 Report

Quoted By: >>11653833

>>11652577
Emgo ruined TFs for me due to this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Dec 2025 20:10:27 No.11653833 Report

Quoted By: >>11655291

>>11653825
His jokes are nothing compared to that fuckass Elsa spider-man baby slop music he plays 24/7 now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Dec 2025 05:30:54 No.11655291 Report

Quoted By: >>11655329

>>11653833
>makes arguably the most thorough and informative videos about many notable figures
>is cringe as fuck
Why must it be this way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Dec 2025 07:23:41 No.11655318 Report

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>>11652827
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Dec 2025 08:09:48 No.11655329 Report

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>>11655291
Again he’s not that painful to watch I like mascot I like the outro skits it’s a bit of extra effort he doesn’t need to put in but, that fucking music is obnoxious & blows & does not got with any of his red & black heavy guitar intro branding

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Anonymous Mon 22 Dec 2025 16:37:06 No.11655542 Report

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>>11652953
I hate that too. Ugly ass toe thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Dec 2025 03:00:44 No.11656107 Report

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>>11653129
>>11653091

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Dec 2025 17:44:47 No.11657327 Report

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>>11652660
you should just practice not doing it
it's a bad habit for bad people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Dec 2025 21:14:01 No.11657479 Report

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>Guy show his face in the video instead of just filming the toys and his hands
>Guy beg for you to like and subscribe
>Guy waste time with a product placement that everyone will skip
just review the toy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 23:07:45 No.11658166 Report

Quoted By: >>11658179

>Search on youtube a review about a non recent figure released.
>Found this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtEe6pJXL6Q
99% sure this Slav post on /toy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 23:37:14 No.11658179 Report

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>>11658166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DahJd_EOQvE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 02:51:36 No.11658325 Report

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>>11652536
>guy smacks his lips
I do this, how do i avoid it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 03:07:09 No.11658332 Report

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>>11652769
for me it's the opposite, the few black hands usually give the best reviews no BS, if it's a coomer review they give you the coomer details unbashfully, if it's an anime review they'll tell you this shit doesn't work for these other toylines, they're not autistic weaboos, their raspy voice is soothing, if something is expensive they'll call it out, they tell you if anything is shitty in the figure even if they like it. They don't care to show their faces, and they earn my respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 17:27:55 No.11668776 Report

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>>11652536
I had a professor who did this. Online classes during China flu were hell.

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